The OMG WHO THE HELL CARES?! Diaries

astrolocherry:

where do the signs wanna have sex::

Aries - Mile high club
Gemini - teachers desk

Cancer - under the moon 

leo - Red carpet
Virgo - sterilised hospital bed

libra - flowerbed
scorpio - cemetery

capricorn - elevator

sagittarius - in the middle of nowhere probably with a foreigner 
Taurus - nature reserve

aquarius - spaceship 

pisces - library

easyay:

waking-sleepingbeauty:

DISNEY DID IT AGAIN

fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.

shamelustly:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered. 

i-heart-nialljameshoran:

"i’m a six and she’s a 10."

"I’m a 6.”

6.”

WHAT THE FUCK

teenagelucifer:

but that’s none of my business

calmthehood:

from fetus to sugardaddy  

kisshood:

listen, calum fucking thomas hood. you need to give us a break. 

first him and this fucking outfit

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then his fucking perFRORMANCE OUTFIT

imageAND THEN GLASSES CALUM

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AND NOW FUCKING BLONDE STREAK CALUMimage

THIS ISNT OKAY MR. HOOD. GIVE ME A FEW DAYS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO GO OUT AND GET ANOTHER FUCKING TATTOO OR SOMETHING, OKAY!?/1/?

5sosluek:

raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by calum’s new blond streak

imagines-5s0s:

A/N: This broke me into so many pieces when can 5sos father my children no smut in sight this is pure fluff

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Luke - dear lord he would be the cutest little munchkin in the world with the children especially if you had a little daughter. I feel like you’d come home one day from…

taylor0314:

@nootnootash on Twitter just made this from my tweet and I’m incredibly sad rn

taylor0314:

@nootnootash on Twitter just made this from my tweet and I’m incredibly sad rn

forever3teenz:

I saw this and thought of the lyrics from Ed Sheeran’s song came to my mind…

KISS ME LIKE YOU WANNA BE LOVED!!!!!!!!!

forever3teenz:

I saw this and thought of the lyrics from Ed Sheeran’s song came to my mind…

KISS ME LIKE YOU WANNA BE LOVED!!!!!!!!!

sharethatreally:

OKAY LISTEN THE FUCK UP

IM HERE TO TALK ABOUT SOME SHIT THATS GOT ME HEATED

KEEP IN MIND THAT I AM IN BOTH THE 1D AND 5SOS FANDOMS SO I LOVE THESE BOYS TO DEATH

BUT THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP BRUH

THIS “5SOS WOULDN’T HAVE MADE IT WITHOUT 1D” SHIT

BECAUSE THEY WOULD’VE, FIRST OF ALL. THEY MIGHT…

5sassysoses:

I almost pissed myself in physics laughing.

5sassysoses:

I almost pissed myself in physics laughing.

ashtonirwinbangmelikeyourdrums:

*prays* Dear Lord in heaven please dO NOT let Taylor Swift go after any of the 5sos boys. Not today, not tomorrow, not EVER.

Thanks homie.

the5soss8nipples:

A rare photo of Ashton.

the5soss8nipples:

A rare photo of Ashton.