where do the signs wanna have sex::
Aries - Mile high club
Gemini - teachers desk
Cancer - under the moon
leo - Red carpet
Virgo - sterilised hospital bed
libra - flowerbed
scorpio - cemetery
capricorn - elevator
sagittarius - in the middle of nowhere probably with a foreigner
Taurus - nature reserve
aquarius - spaceship
pisces - library
DISNEY DID IT AGAIN
fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.
Fucking kids care more about each other than we do
I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered.
"i’m a six and she’s a 10."
"I’m a 6.”
WHAT THE FUCK
but that’s none of my business
from fetus to sugardaddy
listen, calum fucking thomas hood. you need to give us a break.
first him and this fucking outfit
then his fucking perFRORMANCE OUTFIT
AND THEN GLASSES CALUM
AND NOW FUCKING BLONDE STREAK CALUM
THIS ISNT OKAY MR. HOOD. GIVE ME A FEW DAYS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO GO OUT AND GET ANOTHER FUCKING TATTOO OR SOMETHING, OKAY!?/1/?
raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by calum’s new blond streak
A/N: This broke me into so many pieces when can 5sos father my children
no smut in sight this is pure fluff
Luke - dear lord he would be the cutest little munchkin in the world with the children especially if you had a little daughter. I feel like you’d come home one day from…
I saw this and thought of the lyrics from Ed Sheeran’s song came to my mind…
KISS ME LIKE YOU WANNA BE LOVED!!!!!!!!!
OKAY LISTEN THE FUCK UP
IM HERE TO TALK ABOUT SOME SHIT THATS GOT ME HEATED
KEEP IN MIND THAT I AM IN BOTH THE 1D AND 5SOS FANDOMS SO I LOVE THESE BOYS TO DEATH
BUT THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP BRUH
THIS “5SOS WOULDN’T HAVE MADE IT WITHOUT 1D” SHIT
BECAUSE THEY WOULD’VE, FIRST OF ALL. THEY MIGHT…
I almost pissed myself in physics laughing.
*prays* Dear Lord in heaven please dO NOT let Taylor Swift go after any of the 5sos boys. Not today, not tomorrow, not EVER.
A rare photo of Ashton.