Letting your parents listen to your favorite music is so much like bringing a boyfriend home for approval but marginally more important
Guys in skinny jeans make me want to cry in the shower, roll on the ground while giggling and masturbate at the same time. You feel me?
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
So much, so fiercely, that you would stand second guessing yourself, silently thinking if you’re even worth a single portion of the love they have safe kept in their back pockets, smeared on the pucker of their lips, and tainted right where their chest is. That someone will love you so much, that…
stop making me feel like i don’t exist